
By Anais Wheeler, Wcities Boston Contributor
I don’t know if you’ve heard the hubbub, but apparently, there is some sort of financial difficulty going on. And it’s not just the tycoons blubbering in their stock certificates anymore either, it’s actually affecting those of us beneath the income bracket made famous by Joe the Plumber. But before you give up your vacation time as fast as Edward Liddy can a retention bonus, consider the still-off-season getaways that are gentle on that Potential Layoff Fund.
Full disclosure: these two destinations are close to the heart of this blogger, serving as the backdrop for some formative (or dis-formative?) years. Despite my bias, though, outer Cape Cod and Midcoast Maine offer true respite from city life or geographically convenient adventure. This is the first in a series of two posts—this time, Provincetown.
Cape Cod juts out from Massachusetts like the twirl in an otherwise stodgy mustache, and Provincetown is the twirliest part. Many Bostonians know this little town as the site of some infamous weekend of debauchery—perhaps during their Carnival, which occurs every August—but Ptown has more to offer than beads and (dare I say?) BJs.
Provincetown in early spring is austere; there is a hush over the usually bustling town and a sleepy quality to the businesses that are open. As a former Provincetown service-person, I can attest that what’s known locally as “Augustitis” hits the help hard—and it hits in June. But this time of year, people are glad to see you. Ptown’s main drag, Commercial Street, is ridiculously dense with shops, restaurants and bars, but only the true necessities and the real troopers are open all year round.
Try the Provincetown Inn for digs almost literally at the tip of the Cape. Offseason prices are an excellent value, and you’ll find yourself using the word “buffet” (that’s a verb) throughout your stay; with the town’s breakwater a matter of feet away, the elements are evident here, but the center of town is a fair walk away.
For a more rarefied feel, head to the Anchor Inn, the location of which is imminently convenient if not quite as poetic. The Anchor Inn is just out of the center of town on Commercial Street, with harbor beach access. The hushed lobby is attended by a solicitous staff, and the rooms feature fine old four-posters and fireplaces (until June!), increasing the rooms’ cool-weather desirability.
The few restaurants that remain open represent a spectrum of options. For a great menu and wine list, try The Mews, which is on par with Ptown’s best restaurants all year round. Our inside connection, Erik, a cabbie for Mercedes Cab and real live townie, notes that The Mews offers an off-season two-for Thursday; two entrees, that is, for the price of one. Fanizzi’s offers mid-range standard New England fare, good for a late lunch of chowder or crab cakes. The dining room juts over the beach and the paneled windows frame a harbor panorama looking toward Boston and the South Shore; the light of the place during a rain storm is ineffably romantic.
In fact, there are many unspeakable, take-your-breath-away Ptown moments. Over Presidents Day weekend this year, Provincetown blossomed with unbelievable February weather. On a long weekend from Boston, we wandered about in sweaters—sweaters!—throughout the day Sunday. The weather was nice enough that we walked east on Commercial Street through the East End’s Gallery District, past the Cape Inn (another cheap year-round option, but dingier than the Ptown Inn), and out Snail Road (carefully crossing Route 6) to the dunes. The small driveway entrance there leads to a mile of shifting mountains of sand, eventually flattening to reveal the “ocean side” of the Cape, where the real buffeting happens. Our walk led us along the paths (careful of the vegetation, which is fragile) about half-way to the ocean, where the dunes fell away in front of us, the dune shacks appeared and the wind started to howl. These dunes are beautiful in every season, but the subtle Spring giving way to life is gasp-worthy.
This area, as well as the bike paths through the dunes out Race Road and through Beach Forest are National Seashore, meaning these areas are protected from development. This time of year, you often have to put on your game face to enjoy these areas, but the takeaway is worth it, red dripping nose and all.
After all this wholesomeness, remind yourself why Provincetown’s famous by stopping into the Governor Bradford, a grimy-but-great restaurant/hotel/bar in the center of town. Everything that’s anything happens at The Bradford in the winter, and you will likely get your fill of town gossip along with your warm Jack and Coke. Afterward, check for bands or events at The Pig (formerly the Squealing Pig and sister bar to the Boston location), or The Vixen. If you have TOO good a time, call my friend Erik to give you a lift in his Mercedes Cab.
If you have TOO good a time, call my friend Erik to give you a lift in his Mercedes Cab
In the morning, fight off that headache with a cup of darn good coffee from Joe or a full breakfast a touch out of the way at Chach .
On your way out of town, swing by Marine Specialties, a town landmark, which carries everything from old American Airlines china (don’t believe me? It’s been there for ages) and Provincetown calendars to feather boas and half-price Seven jeans.











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